ISYS OUTDOORS Newsletter 2009/03 Half Price Software
This is the Newsletter for users of ISYS OUTDOORS Software: Hillwalker, MapWise, PhotoMaps and Alpiniste. To change your subscription to ISYS Newsletters, please visit the User section of isysoutdoors.com.
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This year has been particularly bad for Newsletters; already it is November and this is just the third “monthly” Newsletter. Never mind, here it is!
ISYS OUTDOORS will be there demonstrating all the latest software. The exhibition if free, so if you are visiting the Film Festival or just in Dundee, come along and meet us. We will have some quite special offers on the stand, so make sure that you visit.
To visit their website, click here.
The cost? £ 4, delivered by broadband download (or add £ 8.50 for CD and postage). To order, visit the webshop.
We have existing stocks of most v5 and v6 CD and DVD programs which are either discontinued versions or where the printing is not perfect.
If the version is below your current maximum, then these programs will be automatically upgraded to your current version but note that v5 will not work with v6 although v5 users can buy v6 discs in this offer. For example, if you have v6.2.0.65 and buy a DVD MapWise v6.0.0.18 then this will integrate with your current system and run as a v6.2.0.65 program.
These CDs and DVDs cannot be sold to first time users but are guaranteed for existing users. This is an unrepeatable offer and each program is available only while stocks last. There are extensive stocks of some programs, but very limited stocks of others. For example, there are no MapWise 50 Great Britain.
Version 6 programs are available at half price; version 5 programs at one third price. A Hillwalker Max Scotland, normal retail price £99, is £49 for v 6 and £33 for v5.
On this offer, there is no charge for p&p. You receive just the CD or DVD without the presentation case.
Please allow 10 days for despatch. To order, please telphone ISYS or email for availablility. Please be patient, we might all be in Dundee!
The heading says it all really! Sign in to the User area of the Website and the Newsletter archive is in the right panel.
Walk long and safely
Iain R White
ISYS OUTDOORS Support
www.isysoutdoors.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hillwalker
support (at) isysoutdoors (dot) com
Telephone: 0141 943 1533 or 0845 166 5701
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be an intellegent member of the human race. The answers are at the end. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't look at the answers UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend… except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim cross. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschool children got several correct answers.
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